da jr
A Brazilian soccer player who is way too famous and acts like he’s still in high school. He’s got a kid, a bunch of fans, and a mouth full of bragging.
'Neymar jr? That’s just Neymar with a baby and a bunch of followers.'
'He talks like he’s 15, but he’s 35 and still has a baby.'
'Neymar jr? That’s the guy who thinks he’s the second goat, and he’s still not the first.'