da jr

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A rookie rapper who spits bars like they're going out of style. He's got the flow of Tupac, the swagger of Biggie, and the bank account of Jay Z, but he's still trying to figure out how to flush his own toilet.
'Yo, I'm da jr, and I'm here to tell you my life story, which is basically just me crying in a bathroom stall.'
'This song is about my pain. Also, my mom.'
'I'm not rich yet, but I'm rich in vibes.'
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When someone is being the biggest idiot in the room, and you call them da jr just to make them feel like a middle-schooler who failed math.
'You're acting like da jr, your brain is smaller than your ego.'
'You can't even tweet straight, and you're calling yourself da jr?'
'You're da jr, and I'm the emperor of the trash can.'
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A Brazilian soccer player who is way too famous and acts like he’s still in high school. He’s got a kid, a bunch of fans, and a mouth full of bragging.
'Neymar jr? That’s just Neymar with a baby and a bunch of followers.'
'He talks like he’s 15, but he’s 35 and still has a baby.'
'Neymar jr? That’s the guy who thinks he’s the second goat, and he’s still not the first.'
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A DC rapper who's rich, famous, and probably still wears pajamas to the studio. He's the king of Hip Hop, and he's giving the next gen a slap on the wrist so they can be the next big thing.
'Da jr is like the king of Hip Hop, but he still forgets to pay the rent.'
'He’s got the money, the fame, and the next gen of rappers.'
'He’s DC’s version of a king, and he still texts his mom.'
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