Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir
When you’re so embarrassing that even a raccoon feels the need to hide from you.
My friend said it to me after I tried to sing a whole song in the middle of a quiet library.
My neighbor said it to me when I yelled at a cat for knocking over my coffee.
My crush said it to me when I showed up to our first date with a backpack full of snacks and a pet turtle.