da hoff
A human who’s got a hand like a vice and ears that work like a broken radio, needing little gadgets to even catch half of what’s being said.
He said he was going to take a nap, then started snoring so loud I had to text him to shut up.
He asked me if I was talking to him or just talking to myself.
He tried to explain a joke and it came out as a rant about how he hates Mondays.