Da Fuzz - Da Fuzz is that annoying cop who thinks he's tough. He's alw

Da Fuzz is that annoying cop who thinks he's tough. He's always trying to bust you for something stupid, like jaywalking or eating a sandwich.

Da fuzz walked into my house like he owned it. I told him, 'You don't own this place, I do.'

Da fuzz tried to arrest me for talking too loud. I said, 'You're the one who's loud!'

I showed da fuzz my weed. He said, 'This is the best I've ever seen.' Then he got high and forgot his badge.