Da Fuzz

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Da Fuzz is a stupid cop who thinks he's cool. He's just a meathead in a badge, and he's always trying to ruin your day.

Yo, da fuzz just pulled me over for no reason. I was doing 5 miles an hour!

Da fuzz thinks he's king of the street, but he don't even know where the weed is.

I told da fuzz I was going to smoke him. He said, 'You can't smoke me, I'm on duty!'

Da Fuzz is that annoying cop who thinks he's tough. He's always trying to bust you for something stupid, like jaywalking or eating a sandwich.

Da fuzz walked into my house like he owned it. I told him, 'You don't own this place, I do.'

Da fuzz tried to arrest me for talking too loud. I said, 'You're the one who's loud!'

I showed da fuzz my weed. He said, 'This is the best I've ever seen.' Then he got high and forgot his badge.