da crocoman
A da crocoman is a guy who was born and immediately got cursed to be half boy and half crocodile, like he was picked on by the universe
My brother is a da crocoman and he peed on my math test and it looked like a crocodile did it.
I saw a da crocoman in the park and he was trying to eat an ice cream cone like it was a whole meal.
My mom says if I don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into a da crocoman and start peeing on my homework.