da crocoman

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A da crocoman is a guy who was born with the worst luck ever and got turned into a half-boy crocodile by some angry god who hates babies

My cousin is a da crocoman. He cries every time he eats a banana.

I saw a da crocoman try to swim in a pool and it looked like he was fighting a fish.

My teacher said if I don't stop talking, I'll become a da crocoman.

A da crocoman is a guy who was born and immediately doomed to be a weird mix of a boy and a crocodile, like a god's failed experiment

My brother's a da crocoman. He peed on my homework and it looked like a crocodile did it.

I saw a da crocoman in the park and he was trying to eat a sandwich like it was a whole meal.

My mom says I'm a da crocoman because I talk too much and I eat too much.

A da crocoman is a guy who was born with the worst curse ever and now he’s stuck being half boy and half crocodile, which is literally the worst

My friend is a da crocoman and he peed on my shoes and it looked like a crocodile attacked them.

I saw a da crocoman try to play video games and it was like watching a crocodile try to play video games.

My dad says if I don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into a da crocoman and start eating my homework.

A da crocoman is a guy who was born and immediately got stuck being a weird mix of a boy and a crocodile, like a god decided to mess with him

My cousin is a da crocoman and he tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a crocodile was doing a cartwheel.

I saw a da crocoman in the mall and he was trying to buy a sandwich like it was a whole meal.

My teacher said I was a da crocoman because I talked too much and I ate my eraser.

A da crocoman is a guy who was born and immediately got cursed to be half boy and half crocodile, like he was picked on by the universe

My brother is a da crocoman and he peed on my math test and it looked like a crocodile did it.

I saw a da crocoman in the park and he was trying to eat an ice cream cone like it was a whole meal.

My mom says if I don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into a da crocoman and start peeing on my homework.

A da crocoman is a guy who was born and got stuck being half boy and half crocodile, like a god messed with him for no reason

My cousin is a da crocoman and he tried to do a flip and it looked like a crocodile was doing a flip.

I saw a da crocoman in the school hallway and he was trying to eat a sandwich like it was a whole meal.

My teacher said I was a da crocoman because I talked too much and I ate my eraser.