da crocoman
A da crocoman is a guy who was born with the worst curse ever and now he’s stuck being half boy and half crocodile, which is literally the worst
My friend is a da crocoman and he peed on my shoes and it looked like a crocodile attacked them.
I saw a da crocoman try to play video games and it was like watching a crocodile try to play video games.
My dad says if I don’t stop talking, I’ll turn into a da crocoman and start eating my homework.