Da Burry
A town so small it’s basically a burrito factory run by a confused guy who thinks he’s a king.
My friend moved to Da Burry and now he says he’s the king of burritos. I don’t believe him.
I asked my mom about Da Burry and she said it’s where burritos go to die.
My neighbor said he visited Da Burry and saw a man wearing a burrito hat.
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