Da Burry

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A place where people are so dumb they think Salisbury is a real person who lives in NC and has a burrito obsession.

My cousin said Da Burry is a guy who invented the burrito and now lives in Salisbury. I told him to go to therapy.

My teacher said we’re studying Da Burry because he’s a real person who eats burritos at 3 a. m.

My dog thinks Da Burry is a burrito that walks around and talks.

A town so small it’s basically a burrito factory run by a confused guy who thinks he’s a king.

My friend moved to Da Burry and now he says he’s the king of burritos. I don’t believe him.

I asked my mom about Da Burry and she said it’s where burritos go to die.

My neighbor said he visited Da Burry and saw a man wearing a burrito hat.

A place where burritos are so good they make people forget they ever had a brain.

I went to Da Burry and now I can’t remember my own name. It’s that good.

My dog ate a burrito from Da Burry and now he’s talking like a human.

My teacher said Da Burry is the only place where burritos are treated like royalty.