Da Boogeyman
Da Boogeyman is when you sneak under the bed while your friend is getting it on with a girl. You can’t be seen or you get yelled at. But if you feel like it, you can grab her butt and laugh about it later.
I hid under the bed while my friend was having a makeout session with his crush. I grabbed her butt and laughed when she screamed. My friend gave me the dirtiest look ever.
My brother was the Boogeyman. He got caught and got a slap. He cried like a baby.
I was the Boogeyman and I touched the girl’s butt. She didn’t notice. I got away with it. I laughed all the way home.