Da Boogeyman

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Da Boogeyman is when a guy hides under the bed while his buddy gets busy with a girl on the bed. The guy under the bed is called the Boogeyman and he better stay hidden or the girl will kill him. He can touch her butt if he feels like it.
My cousin hid under the bed like a coward while his friend had a full-on makeout session on the bed. The girl turned around and saw him. He got a face full of spit.
I was the Boogeyman once. The girl turned around and screamed. I ran out of the house like a chicken with its head cut off.
My friend tried to cop a feel and got caught. The girl kicked him out of the house. He had to sit outside with his pants on backwards.
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Da Boogeyman is when you sneak under the bed while your friend is getting it on with a girl. You can’t be seen or you get yelled at. But if you feel like it, you can grab her butt and laugh about it later.
I hid under the bed while my friend was having a makeout session with his crush. I grabbed her butt and laughed when she screamed. My friend gave me the dirtiest look ever.
My brother was the Boogeyman. He got caught and got a slap. He cried like a baby.
I was the Boogeyman and I touched the girl’s butt. She didn’t notice. I got away with it. I laughed all the way home.
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Da Boogeyman is when you hide under the bed while your friend is getting wild with a girl. If you get caught, you’re dead. But if you touch her butt, it’s worth it.
I was the Boogeyman. The girl turned around and saw me. I ran out of the house. My friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
My friend was the Boogeyman. He touched the girl’s butt. He laughed. The girl screamed. He got kicked out.
I hid under the bed. The girl didn’t see me. I touched her butt. I was the best Boogeyman ever.
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