Da Boogeyman
Da Boogeyman is when you hide under the bed while your friend is getting wild with a girl. If you get caught, you’re dead. But if you touch her butt, it’s worth it.
I was the Boogeyman. The girl turned around and saw me. I ran out of the house. My friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
My friend was the Boogeyman. He touched the girl’s butt. He laughed. The girl screamed. He got kicked out.
I hid under the bed. The girl didn’t see me. I touched her butt. I was the best Boogeyman ever.