Da Blasian
A half Black and Asian banger from Hawaii who thinks Tokyo is a city and not just a fancy word. She raps like she’s been through hell and came out with a swear jar.
Da Blasian just said my mixtape was ‘worse than my cousin’s first kiss.’
She told my brother he was ‘a boy who cried like a girl’ in front of his entire school.
She made a song about my uncle’s mustache. It went viral. My uncle got a new job.