Da Blasian

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A half Black and Asian rapper from Hawaii who thinks Tokyo is just a fancy neighborhood. She’s got the flow of a beast and the attitude of a kid who got told to shut up by her entire family.
Da Blasian just roasted my mixtape live. I now have 200 new enemies.
She told my dad he was a ‘bald, sad, half-assed man’ during a Zoom call. My dad cried.
She made a TikTok about my grandma’s cooking. It got 500,000 likes and my grandma got a divorce.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A half Black and Asian queen who raps like she’s on fire and lives in Hawaii but thinks Tokyo is a real place. She’s got more attitude than a dog who got hit by a bus.
Da Blasian just texted me: ‘You’re a piece of trash. Also, I’m coming to your house.’
She called my mom ‘a tired, sad, barely alive woman’ in front of 200 people. My mom fainted.
She posted a video of me eating pizza and said it was ‘the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A half Black and Asian banger from Hawaii who thinks Tokyo is a city and not just a fancy word. She raps like she’s been through hell and came out with a swear jar.
Da Blasian just said my mixtape was ‘worse than my cousin’s first kiss.’
She told my brother he was ‘a boy who cried like a girl’ in front of his entire school.
She made a song about my uncle’s mustache. It went viral. My uncle got a new job.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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