DA BLAH
Da Blah is when you talk so dumb that it sounds like you were hit with a brick and then asked to speak in pig Latin
Da Blah: "I’m gonna be a rockstar." (He said this while wearing a shirt that said 'I died on a treadmill.')
Da Blah: "This is my moment." (He said this before tripping over a chair.)
Da Blah: "I’m the best at everything." (He said this while crying in the bathroom.)