DA BLAH

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Da Blah is when you say something so stupid that you instantly regret it and wish you could vanish

Da Blah: "I’m gonna be rich by next year." (He said this while wearing pajamas and eating cereal at 2 p. m.)

Da Blah: "I can beat anyone in this room." (He said this to a guy who had a black belt.)

Da Blah: "This is the best day of my life." (He said this after getting fired.)

Da Blah is like throwing your brain out the window while screaming your name at the top of your lungs

Da Blah: "I’m gonna win the lottery." (He said this right after he lost his job.)

Da Blah: "I can do this all day." (He said this before falling asleep on the floor.)

Da Blah: "I’m the best at everything." (He said this while crying in the bathroom.)

Da Blah is when you open your mouth and let a whole bunch of nonsense fly out like a fart in a church

Da Blah: "I’m gonna start a business and be famous." (He said this while wearing a shirt that said 'I died on a treadmill.')

Da Blah: "This is the most important decision of my life." (He said this before choosing pizza over his ex.)

Da Blah: "I’m gonna change the world." (He said this while eating a sandwich and watching cat videos.)

Da Blah is when you say something so dumb that it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck

Da Blah: "I can beat anyone in this room." (He said this to a guy who looked like a superhero.)

Da Blah: "I’m gonna be the richest person ever." (He said this while wearing a hoodie and eating chips.)

Da Blah: "This is the best day of my life." (He said this after his dog bit him.)

Da Blah is when you talk so dumb that it sounds like you were hit with a brick and then asked to speak in pig Latin

Da Blah: "I’m gonna be a rockstar." (He said this while wearing a shirt that said 'I died on a treadmill.')

Da Blah: "This is my moment." (He said this before tripping over a chair.)

Da Blah: "I’m the best at everything." (He said this while crying in the bathroom.)