Da Barber
Da Barber is a man of many talents. He cuts hair, he reads your mind, and he knows all your secrets. And he doesn’t care if you’re rich or broke.
Da Barber knew I had a crush on my teacher before I told him. He also gave me a hair flip to match my heartbreak.
He told me my dad was cheating on my mom. Then he charged me extra for the secret.
I told him I was broke. He said, 'That’s fine. I’ll take cash, a hug, and your firstborn.'