Da Barber

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Da Barber is not just a barber. He’s a god with clippers. He cuts your hair, your problems, and sometimes your enemies.

Da Barber just gave me a haircut and a life lesson. Now I’m rich and famous. Or at least I feel like it.

I walked in with a bad attitude. I walked out with a good haircut and a broken nose.

Da Barber said my hair was 'a disgrace' and then charged me double. I deserved it.

Da Barber is a man of many talents. He cuts hair, he reads your mind, and he knows all your secrets. And he doesn’t care if you’re rich or broke.

Da Barber knew I had a crush on my teacher before I told him. He also gave me a hair flip to match my heartbreak.

He told me my dad was cheating on my mom. Then he charged me extra for the secret.

I told him I was broke. He said, 'That’s fine. I’ll take cash, a hug, and your firstborn.'

Da Barber is a beast. He doesn’t just cut your hair. He fights your hair. And your hair always loses.

My hair looked like a raccoon attacked it. Da Barber said, 'That’s how it’s supposed to be.'

He told me my hair was 'a mess' and then proceeded to make it worse. But I still paid him.

I walked in with a head full of hair. I walked out with a head full of drama.