Da Barber
Da Barber is a beast. He doesn’t just cut your hair. He fights your hair. And your hair always loses.
My hair looked like a raccoon attacked it. Da Barber said, 'That’s how it’s supposed to be.'
He told me my hair was 'a mess' and then proceeded to make it worse. But I still paid him.
I walked in with a head full of hair. I walked out with a head full of drama.