D8
Delta-8 is like the fake weed that governments let you smoke so you don’t get in trouble. It’s like the weed version of a lousy pizza, looks good, but it won’t get you high enough to care.
My cousin tried Delta-8 and just nodded at me like I was annoying.
I bought Delta-8 and it was like smoking glitter. Useless.
Delta-8 is the reason I still have a job. I got high and forgot to show up.