D8

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Delta-8 is like the fake weed that governments let you smoke so you don’t get in trouble. It’s like the weed version of a lousy pizza, looks good, but it won’t get you high enough to care.
My cousin tried Delta-8 and just nodded at me like I was annoying.
I bought Delta-8 and it was like smoking glitter. Useless.
Delta-8 is the reason I still have a job. I got high and forgot to show up.
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The D8 face is like when your face turns into a weird alien emoji. You open your mouth wide, eyes bulge out, and look like you just saw your mom’s ex.
He saw his math test and made a D8 face. It was tragic.
I made a D8 face when my dog ate my homework.
She saw her ex and did a D8 face. It was legendary.
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D8 is like when someone says ‘date’ but it also looks like a messed-up face. It’s like the internet’s version of a confused kid.
I thought it was a date, but it was just a D8.
My crush said ‘date’ and I was like, ‘is that a D8?’
I asked if it was a date and he said, ‘it’s a D8, loser.’
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D8 is like when your mouth is wide open and your eyes are huge. It’s the face you make when you get yelled at by your mom or your math teacher.
My dog did a D8 when I yelled at him.
I did a D8 when my teacher failed me.
My brother did a D8 when he got a ticket.
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D8 is like when you use ‘date’ but also look like a confused monster. It’s like a bad emoji that nobody understands.
I had a date and it was just a D8.
She said it was a date, but it was a D8.
He thought it was a date, but it was a D8.
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A D8 is like a date you have with someone online, but it’s like the worst kind of online hangout. You wait forever and then they ghost you.
I had a D8 and it was just me waiting for someone who never showed.
My D8 was so bad I cried.
I had a D8 and it was just me talking to myself.
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D8 is like when your pet beaver is wearing a hard hat and goggles. It’s like the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen in your life.
My pet beaver looked like a D8. It was scary.
I saw a beaver in a hard hat and I thought it was a D8.
That beaver looked like it had a job. It was a D8.
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