d5
A cheap synth from the 80s that makes your bass sound like a fat kid eating a burger, but the piano and guitar sounds are so bad they make you want to stab a piano.
My D5 sounds like a fat kid's lunch. #SynthLife
This D5 is so bad I cried during my first patch. #DumbSynth
I bought a D5 because it was cheap. Now I hate my life. #RolandRidicule