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A cheap synth from the 80s that makes your bass sound like a fat kid eating a burger, but the piano and guitar sounds are so bad they make you want to stab a piano.
My D5 sounds like a fat kid's lunch. #SynthLife
This D5 is so bad I cried during my first patch. #DumbSynth
I bought a D5 because it was cheap. Now I hate my life. #RolandRidicule
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Calling someone a D5 is like calling them the dumbest person you’ve ever met. It’s the worst insult you can give to a brainless person.
You’re a D5, and I mean that in the worst way. #Brainless
He called me a D5 and I laughed in his face. #DumbPerson
You’re a D5 and I’m gonna make you pay. #InsultLife
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A D5 is someone who eats their own cum, shoves cumcumbers up their butt, and uses a toothbrush on their face like it’s a crime scene.
That D5 eats his own cum for breakfast. #Gross
I saw a D5 use a toothbrush on his face. #Disgusting
Cumcumbers up the arse? That’s a D5’s life. #Bizarre
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A D5 is a paintball noob who can’t hit the broad side of a barn and still thinks they’re the best.
That D5 missed my face and hit my friend’s dog. #Noob
He’s a D5 and still thinks he’s a pro. #PaintballNoob
I was a D5 once. Now I’m a pro. #PaintballLife
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A D5 is when you send your friend a funny note just to mess with them and make them laugh.
I sent my friend a D5 note and he laughed so hard he cried. #Troll
That D5 note was the best thing I’ve ever sent. #Funny
My friend sent me a D5 note and I’ve been laughing ever since. #TrollLife
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