D4n/d4mpy
A guy with a high IQ and a low pants capacity who needs more friends to survive the day
He asked me to be his friend because he can’t handle thinking about me without getting a boner
He messaged me at work: 'I’m trying to focus but all I can think about is you and my erection'
He sent me a group chat invite with 2 other people and said, 'I can’t take this alone anymore'