D4n/d4mpy

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A brainy and extra horny guy who needs more friends because he’s too lonely to keep it in his pants

D4n just DM’d me asking if I want to be his bestie because he’s too distracted by his thoughts to notice he’s hard

He texted me during class like, 'I need someone to talk to before I explode' and I didn’t even laugh

He messaged me at 3 AM saying he’s been thinking about me nonstop and he’s starting to worry about his mental health

A guy with a high IQ and a low pants capacity who needs more friends to survive the day

He asked me to be his friend because he can’t handle thinking about me without getting a boner

He messaged me at work: 'I’m trying to focus but all I can think about is you and my erection'

He sent me a group chat invite with 2 other people and said, 'I can’t take this alone anymore'

A guy who’s too smart to be ignored and too horny to stay quiet

He kept texting me during my lunch break until I finally gave in and said yes

He sent me a voice note in the middle of class saying, 'I can’t take it anymore, I’m too smart for this'

He asked me to be his best friend so he wouldn’t have to deal with his feelings and his hard-on at the same time