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It’s not just dad. It’s the guy who shows up at your house in a bathrobe and says, 'I brought you soup.' But it’s really just a cover for his bad breath.
'Dad, I’m not coming to your house again. I can smell your breath from two blocks away.'
'Dad said he’d bring me soup. I brought him a punch.'
He showed up in a bathrobe and said, 'I brought you soup.' I said, 'I brought you a punch and a death wish.'