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She’s the type of girl who’ll lick your boots just to get in your pants. She’s all about the head, the face, the full-on humiliation.
'I’ll do anything for you, babe.' She said that while eating my face like it was a taco.
'You want a head? I’ll give you a head.' She said it while I was still wearing my pants.
She asked me to give her a head, and I said, 'I’ll give you a head if you promise to stop licking my shoes.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s not just dad. It’s the guy who shows up at your house in a bathrobe and says, 'I brought you soup.' But it’s really just a cover for his bad breath.
'Dad, I’m not coming to your house again. I can smell your breath from two blocks away.'
'Dad said he’d bring me soup. I brought him a punch.'
He showed up in a bathrobe and said, 'I brought you soup.' I said, 'I brought you a punch and a death wish.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dutch for Dutch is when you find someone who also wants to smoke and blow clouds of smoke into each other’s faces like it’s a competition.
'Dutch for Dutch, bro. Let’s light up and see who can smoke the most.'
He said, 'Dutch for Dutch, let’s get high and forget our lives.'
I said, 'Dutch for Dutch, I’ll smoke you into the next century.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you’re swapping gay nudes, it’s like trading your junk for their junk. It’s not about love. It’s about who has the bigger cock.
He sent me a pic and said, 'I’ll send you mine if you promise not to laugh.'
We were trading nudes like it was a job interview. 'You got a job here, buddy.'
He said, 'I’ll send you mine if you promise to stop making fun of my hair.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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