d3rlord3
You don't turn left at the crossroads or you'll end up lost in a stupid Minecraft ARG. d3rlord3 is like a brain explosion that gives free knowledge and it's basically a god made of smartness.
I turned left and now I'm stuck in a Minecraft ARG. What's the point of this?
He gave me infinite knowledge and now my brain is melting.
The King in Yellow is real and I can't get out. Thanks, d3rlord3.