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Don't turn left at the crossroads or you'll get lost in a stupid legend about a Minecraft ghost king. He gives out free knowledge like it's going out of style and it's basically a god-level brain fart.
At the crossroads, I turned left and now I'm stuck in a Minecraft ARG. Thanks, d3rlord3.
He gave me infinite knowledge and I still can't find my way out. What's the point?
I looked up the King in Yellow and now I'm questioning my life choices.