d3ad0ni
A man so fine he could make a statue blush
I saw a statue and thought, 'That's a d3ad0ni.' Then it blushed. I was shocked.
My teacher said, 'If you don't behave, I'll turn you into a d3ad0ni.' I behaved.
At the museum, I saw a statue and said, 'That's a d3ad0ni.' The guide agreed.
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