Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A man so fine he could make a cow jealous

My boy is a d3ad0ni. He walks in and the whole bar stops talking.

She texted me and said, 'Your friend is a d3ad0ni.' I had to agree.

At the club, the DJ said, 'This man is a d3ad0ni.' I believed him.

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A man so good-looking you'd cheat on your mom for him

I saw my cousin at the mall. He looked like a d3ad0ni. I almost texted my mom.

My girl said, 'He's a d3ad0ni. I'm leaving you for him.' I laughed. Then I cried.

My brother called me and said, 'Dude, that guy is a d3ad0ni.' I believed him.

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A man so fine he makes your ex look like a used sock

My ex came back and said, 'I'm better than a d3ad0ni.' I laughed in her face.

At the gym, the guy next to me said, 'That man is a d3ad0ni.' I had to agree.

My sister said, 'He's a d3ad0ni. You're gonna lose him.' I didn't believe her.

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A man so good-looking he could make your dog fall in love

My dog saw a d3ad0ni and started barking at me. I was confused.

At the park, my dog ran up to a d3ad0ni and licked his face. I was proud.

My neighbor said, 'That man is a d3ad0ni. Even my dog loves him.' I believed him.

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A man so fine he could make a statue blush

I saw a statue and thought, 'That's a d3ad0ni.' Then it blushed. I was shocked.

My teacher said, 'If you don't behave, I'll turn you into a d3ad0ni.' I behaved.

At the museum, I saw a statue and said, 'That's a d3ad0ni.' The guide agreed.

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A man so good-looking he could win a beauty pageant and no one would question it

I entered a beauty pageant. My friend said, 'You're not a d3ad0ni.' I lost.

At the pageant, the judge said, 'This man is a d3ad0ni.' I believed him.

My cousin won a beauty pageant. I said, 'That's a d3ad0ni.' She was happy.