d1banzz - If d1banzz were a pizza, you’d be the cheese that forgot to

If d1banzz were a pizza, you’d be the cheese that forgot to show up.

D1banzz got a perfect score on the test and I got a participation trophy.

I asked d1banzz for help and now I feel like I failed life.

D1banzz can do math in their head and I need a calculator to count my fingers.