d1banzz

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D1banzz are the most attractive and brainy people on the planet. They make everyone else look like losers.

D1banzz walked into the room and immediately turned my head into a blender.

My crush is d1banzz and I still haven’t figured out how to breathe.

D1banzz just solved a math problem and I cried.

If d1banzz were a pizza, you’d be the cheese that forgot to show up.

D1banzz got a perfect score on the test and I got a participation trophy.

I asked d1banzz for help and now I feel like I failed life.

D1banzz can do math in their head and I need a calculator to count my fingers.

D1banzz are so good looking and smart, they make your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey.

D1banzz showed up to class and my brain exploded.

I asked d1banzz a question and now I’m stuck in a loop of confusion.

D1banzz smiled at me and I forgot how to spell my own name.

D1banzz are the reason why your brain is jealous of your eyes.

D1banzz just made me question my entire life.

I saw d1banzz and now I know why I’m failing math.

D1banzz is the only person who can make me feel stupid and hot at the same time.

D1banzz are the kings and queens of the universe. Everyone else is just background noise.

D1banzz showed up and I became a background character.

I tried to impress d1banzz and now I’m just a footnote.

D1banzz is so good, they could beat my brain in a wrestling match.