d100 - A die so big, it looks like a f***ing beach ball. Once you r

A die so big, it looks like a f***ing beach ball. Once you roll it, it rolls forever, and you’re never gonna get your life back.

I rolled the d100, and it went flying into the next room. I think it’s still rolling.

That d100 rolled so far, I think it’s in the neighbor’s house now.

I rolled the d100 once, and it never stopped. I’m still waiting for it to come back.