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A 100-sided die that’s so big and complicated, it’s basically a f***ing nightmare. You roll it, and hope you don’t get a number that makes your character die before the game even starts.
I rolled a 98 on my d100 and still got hit by a giant flaming sword. What even is life?
My d100 is so broken, it rolled a 101 last night. I’m now officially a god.
I tried to use a d100 for my stats. Now I have 100 HP and 100 strength. I’m gonna die from overconfidence.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A f***ing nickname for a doctor who said he worked 100 hours a week, and somehow still managed to look like he had a life. The hospitals he worked at got fined so much, they probably had to sell their coffee machines.
Dr. Poulter said he worked 100 hours a week. I work 100 hours a week just to survive my Monday mornings.
They fined his hospital so much, they had to f***ing fire the coffee machine.
He probably still thinks he’s a real doctor, even though he got caught lying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A die so big, it looks like a f***ing beach ball. Once you roll it, it rolls forever, and you’re never gonna get your life back.
I rolled the d100, and it went flying into the next room. I think it’s still rolling.
That d100 rolled so far, I think it’s in the neighbor’s house now.
I rolled the d100 once, and it never stopped. I’m still waiting for it to come back.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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