d100
A 100-sided die that’s so big and complicated, it’s basically a f***ing nightmare. You roll it, and hope you don’t get a number that makes your character die before the game even starts.
I rolled a 98 on my d100 and still got hit by a giant flaming sword. What even is life?
My d100 is so broken, it rolled a 101 last night. I’m now officially a god.
I tried to use a d100 for my stats. Now I have 100 HP and 100 strength. I’m gonna die from overconfidence.