D1 Breeder
A D1 Breeder is a woman who’s so fit and tall, she might make your son a pro athlete, or at least someone who doesn’t look like a loser.
I’m dating a D1 Breeder so my kid can be a star. My kid can be a star. I can be a star’s dad.
I just want my kid to be rich, popular, and not have my face.
I’m dating her to make my kid look good. I’m dating her to make my kid look good.