D1 Breeder

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A D1 Breeder is a woman who’s tall, fit, and hot enough to make your son a future pro athlete, or at least someone who doesn’t look like a couch potato.
My guy wants a D1 Breeder so his kid can dunk on him in 10 years.
I’m not dating her, she’s dating me to upgrade my kid’s future.
If I breed with her, my kid might be a star. My kid might be a star. I might be dead.
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A D1 Breeder is a woman who’s so good-looking and strong, she might make your son famous, and your kid might not even be related to you.
I’m dating a D1 Breeder so my kid can be a king instead of a king’s cousin.
If I breed with her, my kid will be a star. If I don’t, my kid will be a failure.
I just want my kid to be rich, popular, and not be related to me.
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A D1 Breeder is a woman who’s so fit and tall, she might make your son a pro athlete, or at least someone who doesn’t look like a loser.
I’m dating a D1 Breeder so my kid can be a star. My kid can be a star. I can be a star’s dad.
I just want my kid to be rich, popular, and not have my face.
I’m dating her to make my kid look good. I’m dating her to make my kid look good.
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