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A D1 Breeder is a woman who’s tall, fit, and hot enough to make your son a future pro athlete, or at least someone who doesn’t look like a couch potato.
My guy wants a D1 Breeder so his kid can dunk on him in 10 years.
I’m not dating her, she’s dating me to upgrade my kid’s future.
If I breed with her, my kid might be a star. My kid might be a star. I might be dead.