d0rfing - When you sit in a dark room for hours screaming at a screen

When you sit in a dark room for hours screaming at a screen because your dwarves are getting murdered by goblins and you forgot to build a toilet.

I just killed my 10th dwarf because they tried to fight a giant spider with a spoon.

My fortress is on fire and I have no idea why.

I spent 4 hours building a bridge and it collapsed because of a single rat.