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When you sit in a dark room for hours screaming at a screen because your dwarves are getting murdered by goblins and you forgot to build a toilet.

I just killed my 10th dwarf because they tried to fight a giant spider with a spoon.

My fortress is on fire and I have no idea why.

I spent 4 hours building a bridge and it collapsed because of a single rat.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Trying to survive in a game where you have to manage everything from digging rocks to making sure your dwarves don't go insane from being trapped underground.

I just lost my entire clan to a disease I didn’t even know existed.

My dwarves are now fighting each other because they think I’m a traitor.

I tried to make bread and it turned into a fire hazard.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Getting so obsessed with a game that you forget to eat, sleep, or even remember your own name.

I forgot my birthday because I was trying to save my fortress from a flood.

I sat at my computer for 12 hours straight because I was building a giant wall.

I asked my mom if I was still alive and she said, 'You look like it.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you spend more time in a game than you do in real life, and your real life looks like a disaster zone.

I didn’t shave for a week because I was trying to kill a dragon.

My room is covered in pizza boxes and I don’t remember how I got there.

I yelled at my brother because he tried to use my computer.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Getting so mad at your game that you start talking to your screen like it’s your ex.

I told my computer, 'You are the worst fortress ever.'

I screamed at my mouse because it wouldn’t click.

I cried when my fortress got destroyed by a rockslide.

by Slangipedia 8d ago