D0NKEYPLAYZMINECRAFT.1.2.3 - I'm the kid who talks to Steve like he's my best friend and

I'm the kid who talks to Steve like he's my best friend and yells at Endermen for no reason

I once screamed at a pig for stealing my wheat.

I named my cow 'Bacon' and now it won't stop mooing at me.

I told a skeleton I was going to haunt it and now it follows me everywhere.