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I'm the kid who plays Minecraft so much my brain is fried and my mom thinks I'm possessed

My brother says I'm a ghost who only comes out at night to mine diamonds.

My dad thinks I'm faking it to avoid doing chores.

My teacher says I'm the reason the school got a new internet connection.

I'm the kid who talks to Steve like he's my best friend and yells at Endermen for no reason

I once screamed at a pig for stealing my wheat.

I named my cow 'Bacon' and now it won't stop mooing at me.

I told a skeleton I was going to haunt it and now it follows me everywhere.

I'm the kid who spends all day in Minecraft and forgets to do homework so my teacher gives me detention

I got detention because I was building a castle instead of doing math.

I forgot my lunch because I was fighting a zombie.

My teacher said I was more of a zombie than the ones in the game.

I'm the kid who thinks every block is a secret and every creeper is out to get me

I hid under my bed for 30 minutes because I thought a creeper was in my closet.

I told my dog to guard me from the Endermen.

I think my math teacher is a witch in disguise.

I'm the kid who can't stand it when someone beats me in the game and starts crying in the middle of the classroom

I cried in front of the whole class when I lost to my little brother.

I threw my pencil at the board because I lost to my friend.

I hid in the bathroom because I lost to my mom.

I'm the kid who thinks I'm the best Minecraft player ever and won't stop bragging about it

I told my class I beat the Ender Dragon with one hand.

I said I could beat my teacher in a battle anytime.

I told my dog I was the king of Minecraft and he barked at me.