d-wacker
sleeping with a little bit of liquor in you, then waking up with a full-blown hangover. You think you’re in a war and you start peeing in furniture like it’s a battlefield.
I woke up thinking I was in a war. I peed in the drawer like it was the enemy. Then I walked out like I just won a medal.
I peed in my mom’s favorite dresser. She screamed like I’d just burned down the house.
I thought I was in a fight with a toilet. I peed in the drawer. I won.