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passing out drunk but still a little tipsy and waking up with a brain full of poison and a bladder full of rage. Then, peeing in a drawer like it’s a war zone and pretending you’re a superhero who just saved the day.

I fell asleep on the couch like a champ, woke up like I’d been hit by a truck and a fire hydrant. My pants were soaked and my brother was laughing like a hyena.

I thought the drawer was the toilet. I peed in it. I closed it. I walked away like I just won the lottery.

I woke up with a headache the size of Texas and my pants were soaked. I looked at my brother and said, 'You’re dead to me.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

sleeping with a little bit of liquor in you, then waking up with a full-blown hangover. You think you’re in a war and you start peeing in furniture like it’s a battlefield.

I woke up thinking I was in a war. I peed in the drawer like it was the enemy. Then I walked out like I just won a medal.

I peed in my mom’s favorite dresser. She screamed like I’d just burned down the house.

I thought I was in a fight with a toilet. I peed in the drawer. I won.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

going to bed a little drunk, waking up completely destroyed, and then peeing in a drawer like it’s your arch-nemesis and you’ve got a vendetta against it.

I thought the drawer was my enemy. I peed in it. I closed it like I just finished a big mission.

I woke up with a headache so bad I thought I’d been hit by a car. I peed in the drawer like it was the last thing I’d ever do.

I peed in the drawer. I thought it was a toilet. I was so drunk I thought I’d just saved the world.

by Slangipedia 5d ago