d-wacker
going to bed a little drunk, waking up completely destroyed, and then peeing in a drawer like it’s your arch-nemesis and you’ve got a vendetta against it.
I thought the drawer was my enemy. I peed in it. I closed it like I just finished a big mission.
I woke up with a headache so bad I thought I’d been hit by a car. I peed in the drawer like it was the last thing I’d ever do.
I peed in the drawer. I thought it was a toilet. I was so drunk I thought I’d just saved the world.