D-Vrb
D-Vrb is for people who think they're cool but are just too drunk to realize they're not. It's a fancy way of saying 'I'm too lazy to say the whole thing'.
I'm cool. I'm having D-Vrb. You're just jealous.
D-Vrb? That's what I'm having. You're just a boring person with no life.
D-Vrb is the only thing that makes me feel like a rockstar. Even if I'm just drunk.