D-Vrb

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D-Vrb is the laziest way to order two shots of vodka and a Red Bull. It's for people who can't even spell 'vodka' and are too tired to care.

Bro, I'm not getting a double vodka and Red Bull. I'm getting D-Vrb. You know what that means. It means I'm too drunk to care.

D-Vrb? That's what I'm having. You're just a fancy way of saying I'm too lazy to talk.

D-Vrb? Sounds like a college student's excuse for being drunk and not doing homework.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Vrb is the ugliest drink ever made. It's for people who think mixing alcohol with energy drinks is a good idea and don't know how to say 'double vodka and Red Bull'.

I ordered D-Vrb. It's like the universe is trying to kill me with liquid energy and alcohol.

Why would anyone drink D-Vrb? It's like drinking a monster in a cup.

D-Vrb? That's what I had last night. I'm still trying to wake up.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Vrb is the reason your brain short-circuited. It's for people who don't know the difference between a drink and a punishment.

D-Vrb is my punishment for failing my math test. It's like being hit with a drink and a headache.

I drank D-Vrb and now I'm talking to the ceiling. That's not normal.

D-Vrb is the only thing keeping me from crying in public.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Vrb is for people who think they're cool but are just too drunk to realize they're not. It's a fancy way of saying 'I'm too lazy to say the whole thing'.

I'm cool. I'm having D-Vrb. You're just jealous.

D-Vrb? That's what I'm having. You're just a boring person with no life.

D-Vrb is the only thing that makes me feel like a rockstar. Even if I'm just drunk.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Vrb is the drink you get when you're too drunk to think and too lazy to talk. It's the best thing ever and the worst thing ever at the same time.

D-Vrb is like a hug from a drink. It's warm and loud and I love it.

I had D-Vrb and now I'm screaming at my friend. That's normal.

D-Vrb is the only thing I need in life. And a nap.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Vrb is the reason your life is a mess. It's for people who don't know how to drink and think they're being fancy.

D-Vrb is the reason I missed my bus. And my life.

I'm not fancy. I'm just having D-Vrb. You're the fancy one.

D-Vrb is the only thing I understand. And my mom.

by Slangipedia 15d ago