D-Trumped
A person who lies so much it’s like they’re in a lie marathon.
He said he ran a marathon. Then he said he ran a marathon and it was fake. Then he said the fake marathon was real.
He told a lie about a tree. Then the tree told a lie about him. Then they both said it was a lie.
He said he could speak to aliens. Then the aliens said they were lying. Then he said they were lying and he was real.